Curse Of The Feckless Idle

What is it about times of economic turmoil that makes some people so lazy?

Every few days we hear, for instance, of another firm like HMV closing down and bang! Thousands more skivers swoop like vultures, demanding more money that could be going to true innovaters like The Royal Bank Of Scotland. It’s sickening.

It doesn’t happen when times are good. The fickle masses are fine about working then of course, but at times like this they suddenly can’t seem to be bothered.

And it gets worse. Great leaders like Ian Duncan Smith create jobs with the Workfare programe : Giving money to responsible party donors in order that they can have these jobless “people” work for nothing. And Lo! The lucky job seekers start to moan again, as if they are not being paid – but they are being paid, paid in generous benefits! Don’t hide from the fact that these loafers often have warm meals and can even pay some of their bills.

But enter the left, ever obsessed with detail, sniping that this position contradicts DWP statements and often doesn’t equate with the minimum wage. What kind of obsessive oddball puts mere facts before the experienced kindness of Ian Duncan Smith?

It’s not as if the minimum wage is realistic anyway. Just because people without work should be miserable and pushed to destitution, should those in low pay positions get off scot-free? They have not aspired to make lots of money so there is something wrong with them. Why reward that?

And these graduates complaining that, having attained £10,000s of debt, there is not work available to suit their qualifications : Are they economically illiterate? A modern economy doesn’t provide for that sort of thing willy-nilly.  Thank heavens we at least have qualified economists like Mr Osborne to guide us through the storm with such braying idiots on the loose.

They insist they are above any menial task. How do we know? Because Mr Duncan Smith said so, and he doesn’t make stuff up except for the most integral of reasons.

We need to compete with countries like China, who already has massive advantages in economies of scale. How can we rival them in other ways? With firm decisive government – a clampdown on dissenting ninnies and yes, the odd mass execution if necessary. A PFI deal to build concentration camps should be available to any prepared to pay the going rate for dinner with the divine Camerons. £1/4m is worth it alone for Sams lasagne (guaranteed horse free).

I am being realistic about what the brave future demand. Yet the left, and the human detritus they defend, live in a fantasy land where Workfare is “slavery”.  Weep for declining standards in education, forced on us by gay multi-faith liberals. For without such decline such hard-liners would know it is not slavery of which they speak, but serfdom. Not that it makes a difference, they don’t know their place anyway – raised as they were in an abhorrent culture of free thought. Do they entertain such notions as “free thought” in the mysterious Orient of China (which used to be a horrid communist tyranny, but now embraces capitalism, and thus is beyond reproach)? Of course not, and neither should we.


8 thoughts on “Curse Of The Feckless Idle

  1. Of course he’s/she’s for real. Real satirical. Honestly! This is so transparently an ironical take on Tory attitudes I’m astonished anyone could think otherwise. It’s good, however, to see that so many are surprised by what are truly the Tory’s REAL views. The ones they speak of behind closed doors or when with those they trust as “their own.” Tories operate like the old, bad Masons. It’s a club. A club with exclusive membership. Utterly undemocratic, the aim is to enrich the already rich whilst removing every right our ancestors fought for over a couple of centuries. As Nye Bevan said, they are “lower than vermin.”

    • Well spoke sir. The left are forever knocking “The Quiet Man”, but anyone who can invoice us £39 for a breakfast and pay his millionaire wife to be a “Diary Secretary” at our expense is a brave man indeed. These lazy lefties can’t even be arsed to learn how to fill out an expense form or commit finance fraud, they deserve what they get.

      • Well said sir. It is said (by the DWP no less) that benefit fraud accounts for only half a percent of all welfare expenditure, so clearly if “people” on benefits are losing out financially that is their own fault! They need to gain the enterprising and entrepreneurial spirit of our honourable MPs, who aren’t above such activities as employing their relatives as secretaries or renting out second homes that they receive free on expenses.

        (This is in no way a comment in favour of benefit fraud you understand. There is clearly a difference between when an honourable member “over claims” for a set of silk cushions or an LCD TV, and when a member of the lower orders claims a little extra than they should for such trivialities as the gas bill.)

      • Thanks so much for your support Scarecrow! Time and again I’ve tried to respond but each time the internets have garbled and mangled it – surefire proof of a pinko conspiracy against our dying sanity.

        It’s good to have a kindred spirit, trumpeting what should be obvious to all – the innate and god given right of dominion for those with lashings of moolah. Misery is all the others deserve. We are laughing so long as we can screw the middle class while having them think our rule is to their benefit.

  2. People have a right to be lazy – ever heard of human rights? The boss is lazy, creaming off his profit that he didn’t work for and killing the planet in the process. The state is lazy, creaming off its taxes it didn’t work for to fund killing the planet and illegal wars. So why the hell can’t I be “lazy”. It’s justredistribution of wealth from the parasites who employ us and rule us.
    At least then when I do work, it’s all cash in hand. “No income tax, no VAT” – Delboy was right about one thing!!

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